Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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