I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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