dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
