god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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