4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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