she was so not down for the gang bang
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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