8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I need to calm my uterus...
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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