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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.

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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.

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(714): View more from California

You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"

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thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.

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He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.

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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.

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(818): View more from California

On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?

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I'm about a 7.95

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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.

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Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?

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Everyday my friend, everyday.

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