I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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