South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm too high and old for this...
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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