Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Rumble strips road head = magical
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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