you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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