So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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