We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
