I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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