make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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