yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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