Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
It's rum buckets o'clock
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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