How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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