i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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