Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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