were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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