just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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