why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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