I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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