If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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