If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
