so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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