he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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