Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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