what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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