Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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