Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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