So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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