Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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