The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
it was like his penis was on wheels.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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