ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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