Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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