Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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