i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I think I just sharted jello shots
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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