You really coming over, don't trick.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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