Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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