i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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