Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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