He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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