Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Let's paint friendship bongs
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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