was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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