Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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