so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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