Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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